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Random Jokes, A large collection of funny jokes on many differenttopics. *Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes forinclusion in the app and get the credit too. *New jokes addedweekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SDcard. *This app will remember were you are up to even if you turnoff your phone or update the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random jokebutton *Hold the left arrow to go back to the start *Hold the rightarrow to go to the end *Link to developer’s other apps in themarket *Change the size of the text *Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text *Change the background *Rate the appExamples of what's inside: Exaggerations went up by a millionpercent last year. When I left home, my mum said, "Don't forget towrite." I thought, "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn'tit?" "Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee. I sawa dog in a cage the other day with a sign saying "I bite", and Ithought, that's very interesting dog, but that's not the mostimportant thing about you, you should make a sign saying "I makesigns". My friend says I take things too literally. Which isstrange because I haven't taken anything from anyone recently.*****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility,for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written byanyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced formthe internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept noblame for any offense caused, care has been taken to removeoffensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokesplease report them to us via the app and we will consider the jokefor removal.

Smileys Attack Wallpaper Lite50 Smileys attack you screen in a fun and lively, livewallpaper. Show off to you friends with this amazing and uniquebackground for your phone. Lots of customization available to makeit your own.This is the Free lite version of our live wallpaper, a fullversion is also available. This is one of three in a series of livewallpapers.To use: home-menu-wallpapersFeatures*Select the images to appear on the screen.*Set the number of images.*Set the size of the images*Set the speed of the images.*Select the colour of the background.

Smileys Attack Live Wallpaper50 Smileys attack you screen in a fun and lively, livewallpaper. Show off to you friends with this amazing and uniquebackground for your phone. Lots of customization available to makeit your own.This is the full version of our live wallpaper, a lite (Free)version is also available. This is one of three in a series of livewallpapers.To use: home-menu-wallpapersFeatures*Select the images to appear on the screen.*Set the number of images.*Set the size of the images*Set the speed of the images.*Select the colour of the background.

Famous people say the stupidest things, over650 quotes from celebrities who probably thought they were beingquite intelligent and the time… but just ended up giving us all agood laugh.*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in theapp):"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."Britney Spears, Pop Singer"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down,I'm going down standing up."Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people"David Coleman, Sportscaster"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by aball in the 1934 World Series."The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage theWorld Cup in twenty thousand and six."Peter Snow, BBC2 anchormanN.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep theapp free.*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Stupid people beware, these jokes are here toexpose you! Over 1150 jokes, were stupid people are definitely thebutt of the joke. Perhaps you will recognize some of your friendsand family (or even yourself!!!) in some of these jokes.Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in theapp):"NEWSFLASH: BT to cut 15,000 posts over the next year......How will all the wires stay up? ""Paddy thought he'd struck gold with his new metaldetector.It wasn't until he'd dug a 60ft-deep hole that he realised that hewas wearing steel-toe boots. ""I ordered a pizza the other day. They told me that if theydidn't deliver it within half an hour, it's free!So I hung up without giving them my address.""A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night,when behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out theimage of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of thestreet toward him.BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casketbouncing quickly behind him.FASTER...FASTER..BUMP...BUMP...BUMP......He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casketcrashes through his door, with the lid of the casketclapping.clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP....clappity-BUMP...on his heels, as the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart ispounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbinggasps.With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.Bumping and clapping toward him.The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he canfind is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the coughsyrup at the casket...and,The coffin stops""Got in a taxi the other night and said, "King George'sClose."The driver replied, "don't worry, I'll lose the f****r!" "N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep theapp free.*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

A huge collection of over 1700 dirty jokes. Please don't downloadif you find swearing, sex/dirty/crude/rude jokes offensive. In factif anything ever has offended you, best stay clear of this one!!!*New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in theapp. *Move to SD card. *This app will remember were you are up toeven if you turn off your phone or update the app *Share withSMS/Email *Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting tosocial networking sites. *Random joke button *Hold the left arrowto go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change the size ofthe text *Change the color of the text *Change the style of thetext *Change the background *Rate the app *****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Are you looking for new words to improve yourvocabulary? Learn a new word everyday with this wonderful littleapp. A new word is given to you every day by loading up the app orby using the Widget than comes free with the app on your homescreen. The app will speak the word to you and you can browse allthe words in the app. Words are given their pronunciation, meaning,etymology and usage.Features;*Free Widget*New word every day.*The app will speak the word to you.*Browse through all the words.*Change the size of the words.*Change the color of the words.*Change the style of the words.*Change the background.*Animations.

Over 1100 jokes and witty remarks aboutalcohol and drugs. Send to your friends via email and SMS.*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in theapp):"I hate people who take drugs...Such as Policemen, Customs Officers, etc...""THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me!3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Donner kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.5. ...""Beer vs. Vagina1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hairbetween your teeth, you may vomit.One point to VAGINA5. ...""My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the othernight.First question was, "What the f**k are YOU looking at?"""An 'alcoholic' on the Jeremy Kyle Show just admitted todrinking 'eight or nine cans a day.'F*****g p***y, I can drink that in four hours."*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offencecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Over 900 jokes about the male gender. Most ofthese jokes(...well all) are completely teastless, however, theyare funny (...well some).Men please don't download you will only get offended(...wait aminute... forget that, you need emotions first!!!)*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in theapp):"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.""Men are like.....Mini skirts.If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.""This prisoner escapes after 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds ayoung couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he tiesthe wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, thengets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guyis an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spentlots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw howhe kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, do't complainand do what he tells you, no matter how much he ravages you. Thisguy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.Be strong, honey. I love you."To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He waswhispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you werecute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I toldhim where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too."""Hmmm, snow.The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.""Why did God Create man first?1. Practice makes perfect.2. Give us someone to bitch at immidately.3. There's a frist draft with anything.4. To see what needed to be fixed and then make the properchanges.5. First is the worst.........Second is the best!6. To be funny"N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep theapp free.*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Easter Bunnies Attack150 Easter images attack you screen in a fun and lively,livewallpaper. Show off to you friends with this amazing anduniquebackground for your phone. Lots of customization available tomakeit your own.This is the Free lite version of our live wallpaper, afullversion is also available. This is one of three in a series oflivewallpapers.To use: home-menu-wallpapersFeatures*Select the images to appear on the screen.*Set the number of images.*Set the size of the images*Set the speed of the images.*Select the colour of the background.

Easter Bunnies Attack. 150 Easter images attack you screen in a funand lively, live wallpaper. Show off to you friends with thisamazing and unique background for your phone. Lots of customizationavailable to make it your own. This is the full version of our livewallpaper, a lite (Free) version is also available. This is one ofthree in a series of live wallpapers. To use: home-menu-wallpapersFeatures *Select the images to appear on the screen. *Set thenumber of images. *Set the size of the images *Set the speed of theimages. *Select the colour of the background.

Squiggly Wallpaper is for creating yourownbeautiful live wallpapers. It creates wallpaper by drawingshapesin random positions. You decide what shapes to draw, whatcolor,what thickness, how many and at what speed. You will beamazed byhow many different wallpapers you can create with thisapp.Features;*4 different shapes to choose from.*You choose the color of the shapes.*You choose the thickness of the shapes.*You choose the color of the background.*You choose the speed the shapes are draw.*You choose the max number of shapes.This is the free lite version and some of the above functionsarelimited, please download the full version to get all theabovefunctions and create the most amazing wallpapers you haveeverseen.

Squiggly Live Wallpaper is for creatingyourown beautiful live wallpapers. It creates wallpaper bydrawingshapes in random positions one at a time on the screen. Youdecidewhat shapes to draw, what color, what thickness, how many andatwhat speed. You will be amazed by how many differentlivewallpapers you can create with this app.Features;*4 different shapes to choose from.*You choose the color of the shapes.*You choose the thickness of the shapes.*You choose the color of the background.*You choose the speed the shapes are draw.*You choose the max number of shapes.This is the free lite version and some of the above functionsarelimited, please download the full version to get all theabovefunctions and create the most amazing live wallpapers you haveeverseen.

This FREE App is all about puns and word play, if you like cleaverjokes then this app is for you. Share the jokes with your friendsand wow them with your new found mastery of the English tongue.Think your funnier then submit your puns for inclusion in the App.Thanks for downloading and don't forget to check out my other Apps.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do notdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset* *New jokesadded weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Moveto SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app will remember were youare up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app *Sharewith SMS/Email *Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting tosocial networking sites. *Random joke button *Hold the left arrowto go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change the size ofthe text *Change the color of the text *Change the style of thetext *Change the background *Rate the app Examples of what's inside(jokes are not censored in the app): "Did you hear about the guywhose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now." "My ex-wifewas deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, Ishould have seen the signs." "I was pressing my clothes the otherday when I burned the middle of my leg Oh the iron knee!" "I namedmy son Matt Damon. He's my first Bourne." *****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Animals Attack Live Wallpaper. Over 70 cartoon animals attack youscreen in a fun and lively, live wallpaper. Show off to you friendswith this amazing and unique background for your phone. Lots ofcustomization available to make it your own. This is the fullversion of our live wallpaper, a lite (Free) version is alsoavailable. This is one of three in a series of live wallpapers. Touse: home-menu-wallpapers Features *Select the images to appear onthe screen. *Set the number of images. *Set the size of the images*Set the speed of the images. *Select the color of the background.

Animals Attack LiteOver 70 Cartoon Animals attack you screen in a fun andlively,live wallpaper. Show off to you friends with this amazingandunique background for your phone. Lots of customizationavailableto make it your own.This is the Free lite version of our live wallpaper, afullversion is also available. This is one of three in a series oflivewallpapers.To use: home-menu-wallpapersFeatures*Select the images to appear on the screen.*Set the number of images.*Set the size of the images*Set the speed of the images.*Select the colour of the background.

Squiggly Live Wallpaper is for creatingyourown beautiful live wallpapers. It creates wallpaper bydrawingshapes in random positions one at a time on the screen. Youdecidewhat shapes to draw, what color, what thickness, how many andatwhat speed. You will be amazed by how many differentlivewallpapers you can create with this app.Features;*4 different shapes to choose from.*You choose the color of the shapes.*You choose the thickness of the shapes.*You choose the color of the background.*You choose the speed the shapes are draw.*You choose the max number of shapes.This is the full version, there is a Free Lite version withsomeof the above functions limited, please download either of themandcreate the most amazing live wallpapers you have ever seen.

A huge collection of over 2100 short jokesandobservations on life. New jokes are added weekly to thiscolorfullittle app. The user interface is simple and easy tonavigate.Please fee free to email me your comments or suggestions.*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes forinclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of anadultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please donotdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyourphone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored intheapp):"Facebook - Never letting you forget any of the s***syou'ves*****d.""I just p****d so hard a little bit of laugh came out.""There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'""Broken arms: Painful, but humerus ""3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population."*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the contentofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone atAppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internetor sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for anyoffensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes,however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report themto us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Over 1000 verbal wit based jokes on the meanings and ambiguities ofwords; puns, clever repartee, etc. *Think you’re funnier; thensubmit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credittoo. *New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion inthe app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app willremember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone orupdate the app *Share with SMS/Email *Add your own stories *Randomjoke button *Hold the left arrow to go back to the start *Hold theright arrow to go to the end *Link to developer’s other apps in themarket *Change the size of the text *Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text *Change the background *Rate the appExamples of what's inside: "I was waiting in line for a club lastnight and the guy at the door was checking IDs. He was takingages." "I was coming home from work today and I saw a Nun riding ona Clowns back. Now that's just virgin' on the ridiculous." "Themissus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hitthe roof." "Major car collision on Spaghetti Junction: 12 injured,4 pasta way." *****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous, takes noresponsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes werewritten by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all eithersourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. Weaccept no blame for any offence caused, care has been taken toremove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of thejokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider thejoke for removal.

Funny Headlines featuresinadvertentlyhilarious headlines from the world's newspapers.Chuckle atpoorly-written headlines that somehow got past the copyeditors.*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes forinclusionin the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of anadultnature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please donotdownload if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyourphone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting tosocialnetworking sites.*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored intheapp):"The following headline was actually printed in anewspaper,which will remain nameless:Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case""BBC News - "Obama sets Mars goal for America".I'm sorry Mr President sir, but no chocolate bar is big enoughforyour nation of noshers.""Headline in the Irish Times:Customs officers have seized 4.2m cigarettes in the largest haulofcounterfeit tobacco ever landed in the Port of Cork.4.2m, thats some long cigarettes, they must be f*****g supersupersuper kings.""BBC news headline:Scientists prove a direct correlation between the harmfulwavesemmited by using laptop devices near male genitalia and a dropinsperm count.Personally, I blame porn hub.""The following headline was actually printed in anewspaper,which will remain nameless:Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the contentofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone atAppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internetor sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for anyoffensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes,however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report themto us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

600+ Lawyer jokes, if you are or know a lawyer then shame on you!only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if youare. *Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes forinclusion in the app and get the credit too. *New jokes addedweekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SDcard. *This app will remember were you are up to even if you turnoff your phone or update the app *Share with SMS/Email *Copy toClipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.*Random joke button *Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end *Link to developer’s otherapps in the market *Change the size of the text *Change the colorof the text *Change the style of the text *Change the background*Rate the app Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored inthe app): What is a contingent fee? A contingent fee means, if thelawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer doeswin it, you get nothing. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His lips are moving. What's wrong with Lawyer jokes? Lawyers don'tthink they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes. Anengineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks hisdossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrongplace." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and isadmitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with thelevel of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, startsdesigning and building improvements. After a while, they've got airconditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer isa pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephoneand asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies,"Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushingtoilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what anengineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What You'vegot an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gottendown there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like havingan engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send himback up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers,"Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" What dohonest lawyers and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them,but you never see them. *****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous,takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of thejokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were alleither sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of thisapp. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been takento remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any ofthe jokes please report them to us via the app and we will considerthe joke for removal.

Jokes that are funny cause there not, is it possible you be thejudge. These jokes, may not make you laugh, but they will certainlymake you grown. Share them with your friends and grown together. Doyou know worse jokes? then send them to me via that App and I'llinclude them (giving you the credit of cause). *New jokes addedweekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SDcard (android 2.2+ only.) *This app will remember were you are upto even if you turn off your phone or update the app *Share withSMS/Email *Post to Facebook *Copy to Clipboard(via menu button).*Random joke button *Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end *Link to developer’s otherapps in the market *Change the size of the text *Change the colorof the text *Change the style of the text *Change the background*Other layout changes *Rate the app *****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content ofthis app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at AppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

These jokes don’t just poke fun and Nerds/Geeks (yes you!) but aregenerally just jokes about geek topics e.g. computers, theInternet, phones (not android obviously!). Enjoy *Think you’refunnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app andget the credit too. *Warning, these jokes contain swearing andtopics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grownups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only getupset* *New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusionin the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app willremember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone orupdate the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random joke button *Hold theleft arrow to go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go tothe end *Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change thesize of the text *Change the color of the text *Change the style ofthe text *Change the background *Rate the app Examples of what'sinside (jokes are not censored in the app): ""Apple iphone 4 usershave trouble making calls" Thats because they have no friends toring" "What does JFGI stand for???? Never mind, I've googled it.""If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0" "I started mynew hoverboard business just this week. Opened the factory and gotproduction going. Just need the product to get off the ground now"

Over 2500 funny quotes from the worlds of fact and fiction. A hugecollection of humorous and thought provoking quotes from some ofthe biggest characters of our time. *Think you’re funnier; thensubmit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credittoo. *New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion inthe app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app willremember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone orupdate the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random joke button *Hold theleft arrow to go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go tothe end *Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change thesize of the text *Change the color of the text *Change the style ofthe text *Change the background *Rate the app Examples of what'sinside (jokes are not censored in the app): "I spent many yearslaughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that itwasn't a joke. Spike Milligan" "Once you're dead you're made forlife. Jimi Hendrix." "Television is more interesting than people.If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of ourrooms. Alan Coren" "This film cost $31 million. With that kind ofmoney I could have invaded some country. Clint Eastwood." "You'reonly as good as your last haircut. Fran Lebowitz " N.B. Permissionsare required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.*****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility,for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written byanyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced formthe internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept noblame for any offense caused, care has been taken to removeoffensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokesplease report them to us via the app and we will consider the jokefor removal.

Funny Sayings: Over 1000 funny twists on common sayings. *Thinkyou’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the appand get the credit too. *Warning, these jokes contain swearing andtopics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grownups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only getupset* *New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusionin the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app willremember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone orupdate the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random joke button *Hold theleft arrow to go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go tothe end *Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change thesize of the text *Change the color of the text *Change the style ofthe text *Change the background *Rate the app Examples of what'sinside (jokes are not censored in the app): “Bigger is better.Unless it’s a tumour.” “My friend told me, "Sticks and stones maybreak my bones but words will never hurt me." So I lobbed adictionary at his head - that showed him.” “On the other hand, youhave different fingers.” "Never judge a book by its cover. Use theparagraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about. " "Itook part in a worst manicure contest last night. The finish wasnail biting. " N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks,which keep the app free. *****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous,takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of thejokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were alleither sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of thisapp. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been takento remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any ofthe jokes please report them to us via the app and we will considerthe joke for removal.

Squiggly Wallpaper is for creating yourownbeautiful live wallpapers. It creates wallpaper by drawingshapesin random positions. You decide what shapes to draw, whatcolor,what thickness, how many and at what speed. You will beamazed byhow many different wallpapers you can create with thisapp.Features;*4 different shapes to choose from.*You choose the color of the shapes.*You choose the thickness of the shapes.*You choose the color of the background.*You choose the speed the shapes are draw.*You choose the max number of shapes.This is the full version, there is a Free Lite version withsomeof the above functions limited, please download either of themandcreate the most amazing wallpapers you have ever seen.

Over 1000 Brain Teasers to get you thinking.Think they’re too easy? Then submit your own for inclusion intheapplication and get the credit for doing so.*New teasers added weekly*Save favorite teasers*Submit your own teaser for inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn offyourphone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting tosocialnetworking sites.*Random teaser button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Other layout changes*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (Answers are in the app):If Susan is 10, Arabella is 20, and Jim and Neal are both 5,butRichard is 10, how much is Jennifer by the same system?A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of thesameday of the same year but they were not twins. How could thisbeso?How would you rearrange the letters in the words new door tomakeone word? Note: There is only one correct answer.The man who invented it, doesn't want it. The man who boughtit,doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it. Whatisit?When asked how old she was, Mary replied, "In two years I willbetwice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the contentofthis app. None of the teasers were written by anyone atAppsolutelyFabulous, they were all either sourced form the internetor sent inby the users of this app. We accept no blame for anyoffensecaused, care has been taken to remove offensive teasers,however ityou are offended by any of the jokes please report themto us viathe app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Over 1300 classic and new 'Yo Momma' Jokes. Also to give Yo Momma'abreak I thought I have included some of the same kind of jokesaboutother people in yo life. Never again run out of anopportunity toinsult your enemy's(friend's?) mothers. Guaranteedlaughs every timewith these very funny jokes. *Think you’refunnier; then submit yourown jokes for inclusion in the app andget the credit too. *Newjokes added weekly *Submit your own jokefor inclusion in the app.*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember wereyou are up to even if you turn offyour phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email *Add your ownstories *Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to thestart *Hold the right arrowto go to the end *Link to developer’sother apps in the market*Change the size of the text *Change thecolor of the text *Changethe style of the text *Change thebackground *Rate the app Examplesof what's inside (jokes are notcensored in the app): "Yo Momma sofat she saw a school bus go byand yelled " TWINKIE!"" "Yo Momma SoUgly, I heard yer Father firstmet her at the Zoo." "Yo Sister's sostupid she could trip over acordless telephone." "Yo Dog's sostupid he bury's his own tail""Yo Momma so fat, she sells shade inthe summer."*****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous, takes noresponsibility,for the content of this app. None of the jokes werewritten byanyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all eithersourced formthe internet or sent in by the users of this app. Weaccept noblame for any offense caused, care has been taken toremoveoffensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of thejokesplease report them to us via the app and we will consider thejokefor removal.